This week I...

helped decorate an elephant sculpture for an art trail...installed a new hard drive...smashed up an old hard drive..stretched three more canvases...purchased too many books and catalogues (again)...attended a talk by Richard Deacon...decided I like Richard Long...received a voicemail about a booking confirmation for the O'Connors Christening do at the Regency Hotel...didn't bake any muffins, but learnt how to make chapatis instead...charged my ipod for first time since January...discovered Sicilian Nero D'avola half price at the Coop...bought a skirt in a retro geometric print just like Barbara Brown for £2...filled up before the fuel panic...lost the battle against frizz...received three separate art invites to the same private view...sold a painting and a small collage...purchased a ridiculously large brush from a DIY store...photographed my new paintings in progress with my old camera...googled 'how to make lots of money fast'....Next week I...plan to finish at least one large painting...will have to work on a series of new prints...will have to work on my art for sale...want to find some cheap square picture frames...hope my bantams stop brooding and lay some eggs...must pot on the seedlings & sow basil...will win the war against frizz...will take time out to learn how to use my new camera...information is good, misinformation is not....